Sometimes I cosplay, sometimes I write, but I mostly just drink tea and play video games a whole dang lot.
There isn't really a lot of consistency to this blog, so the content posted here will vary immensely. You have been warned.
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Posts tagged: homestuck
omg I just found out Eddie Redmayne is colourblind
GREY I feel my soul on fire
GREY my world if she’s not there
GREY the colour of desire
GREY the colour of despair
THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP AND FOR JUST GENERALLY BEING AWESOME. I still don’t really know how this happened but I’m proud of finishing it and I hope you all enjoy it. Have at.
If you spot an inconsistency with canon, just know that I’m aware of each and every one of them and can generally explain why they’re there. :3
Information from the credits below!
Song: Nillili Mambo by Block B
Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie at mspaintadventures.com
Animated by ToastyHat of tumblr or Empty of EmptyFeet productions
I use ToonBoom Studio 4.5
(And crediting Splickedy and Earthy as consultants! ;p )
OH BOY IT’S DONE
i like to think sometimes she is extra angry at caliborn so she draws really graphic dirk/jake porn and captchalogues it
what if she researched human sex beforehand to make it as infuriating for caliborn as she can
but she gets it wrong
what if that’s why caliborn thinks human sex is gross
A Human Romance Story
by Callie Ohpeee
aUthor’s note: my dear brother, i hope yoU had a refreshing nap! ^u^ thank yoU so mUch for the graphic description yoU captchalogUed for my benefit of exactly in what ways yoU woUld like to kill my friends. it was so appreciated, love. here is a small peace offering in retUrn. i know yoU like hUman romance, so i’ve written yoU a nice story aboUt it! enjoy!
The Jake human pulled the Dirk human close, raising a hand to gently caress his cheek in a loving manner. (a/n: getting good, hUh? ^u^) As they stared into each other’s eyes, they knew that it was time. It was time to have human sex. They had researched it to total accuracy, and they knew exactly how human sex worked. It was very different from cherub sex, but they were confident that they knew what to do.
Nothing Left to Say - Imagine Dragons
SO I DREW THIS ROXY USING THE SCHOOL TABLEt
its pretty terrible but i was just kinda getting the hang of it anyway NJOI
“Homestuck is stupid now”?
you guys are fucking hilarious
one of the main villians is Betty Crocker
John Cusack is a universal constant
one of the act finales was just a re-inactment of a scene from Con Air
an ISP juggalo is a main character
an entire flash is about a character having a mental breakdown over GUSHERS
what webcomic have YOU been reading?
Fandom Secret: I think everyone who says they’re leaving Homestuck because of one stupid silly trickster flash is way overreacting.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry because of all the people who still think Calliope is DEFINITELY THE BAD GUY IT WAS HER ALL ALONG SHE PROBABLY ABUSED CALIBORN THAT’S WHY HE’S SO EVIL AND ANGRY guys like no
Caliborn is, canonly, a massively misogynistic douchefuck who is absolutely hellbent on destroying every trace of his sister because he is an evil, massively misogynistic douchefuck.
There’s no ~reading between the lines~ here, that’s just how he is. He’s meant to be a parody of actual real massively misogynistic dochefucks who actually exist (for real!) here in this world.
Trying to flip the situation to make him seem like the poor, helpless, defenceless, misunderstood victim while ignoring all the ACTUAL VICTIMS (see: every woman he’s ever interacted with EVER, ESPECIALLY HIS SISTER) is just really awful and kinda shits on every person he’s harmed/abused/killed without guilt or remorse??
Caliborn doesn’t kill or destroy because he’s a misunderstood babby. He does it because he thoroughly enjoys it. He doesn’t feel guilt or remorse for any evil thing he’s done. That’s just how he is.
Like… I just don’t get why people would go actively looking for reasons to make Calliope into the bad guy when Caliborn has been ACTUALLY, CANONLY SHOWN to be an abusive manipulative douchetit.
I know, I know, everyone loves a good twist. If (and that is a VERY BIG if) Calliope were to be shown to be LE in the end, that certainly would be a big surprise! It would also be an extremely shitty surprise that goes completely against the way the narrative and character arcs are currently going.
Sometimes, things really are exactly what they seem. Sometimes, the guy who has actually been confirmed to be an actual manipulative douchefuck time and time again is, actually, the bad guy.
Ke$ha: aw H€££ no
Ke$ha: thi$ party i$ lame enough a$ it i$. we don’t need $ome half-$haved animal cra$hing it.
Florence: Kesha, don’t you think we should-
SkrilleX: ChillaX. I just came to get my bro back.
mau5sprite: wub wub wub wub wub wub! 8:D
Ke$ha: you mean the guy that $ay$ nothing but ‘wub’ all the time?
Ke$ha: $hit, you can have him back. he’$ alway$ creepin’ on me $ince we found him.
mau5sprite: wub wub 8:c
SkrilleX: He used to say more, but there was an aXident - he dropped the bass too hard and ended up like this.
mau5sprite: wub wub wub! 8:O
Florence: Oh, God! What is that dreadful sound they’re making?!
Marinabot: ♡ Is that supposed to be…music? ♡
Ke$ha: it’$ beautiful…
I secretly-not-so-secretly really really like Ke$hastuck okay like
wow a lot of my favourite artists combined with Homestuck, and it includes good fanarts and really neat music mashups how is this anything but win-win??
- ♏ Cor Scorpii (Heart of the Scorpion) —> [x]
- ♈ Angelus Novus (Angel of History) —> [x]
- ♍ Laude Novella (New Praise) —> [x]
- ♓ De Profundis Ad Astra (From the Depths to the Stars) —> [x]
- ♌ Faucibus Leonis (Lion’s Jaws) —> [x]
- ♎ Lex Talionis (Retributive Justice) —> [x]
- 空 CANES AMORIS (Hounds of Love) —> [x]
- 光 LUX INTIMA (The Innermost Light) —> [x]
- 命 ABSENS HAERES NON ERIT (An absent heir shall not inherit) —> [x]
- 無 IN VACUO (In a void) —> [x]
All of my HS female cast portraits for the Universe A2 and B1 sessions. I’ll work on the A1 trolls eventually, but I think I’m going to try my hands at the male cast now. God help me.
This is the Robot batch ~ I originally was only going to draw ST/SW/Lil Seb but I figured I should draw the others too. No Hussiebot because Hussie will have his own icon later! Feel free to use any Christmas icon you want, enjoy! uvu/
[Alpha & Beta Kids] - [Troll Batch 1] - [Troll Batch 2] - [Troll Batch 3] - [The Cherubs] - [The Exiles] - [The Midnight Crew] - [The Guardians] - [Ancestors Batch 1] - [Ancestors Batch 2] - [Meowcats]
Ahhh cuties!! Gonna be using the top right one. @w@